sexisted:

why does boredom have to exist

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

discrace:

The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

amazign:

new plan to end sexism in advertising: use dogs as models

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

suspend:

play flappy bird and watch your life crumble to pieces